Don’t scroll past this, you guys.
I return! Not fully healed yet, with exams to pass still, but I’m much better than I was and finally able to crawl out of bed :D
I’ll be trying to do all my replies but if you are no longer interested in our thread (I know, my hiatus was quite long), please, please let me know! I don’t want to write in vain.
On the other hand, if you were waiting to RP with me - now is a good time, whether you want Ronja or Apollo.
Threads I have in drafts:
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// I miss you all…
oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old
This should be a wake-up call to her parents.
She obviously needs help.
Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,
and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.
You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle
with goat or lamb blood,
and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.
This is great way to to teach your child early on
about geometry and foreign languages.
Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard
dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING
Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.
She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl
Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:
There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be.
If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say.
Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.
I love everything about this post
DID YOU GUYS LEARNED NOTHING FROM SUPERNATURAL???? Since when summoning a demon is a good idea, like EVER? She should talk to her parents about the bullies at school and HER PARENTS should help her, not A FUCKING DEMON OKAY?
I mean, it’s all cool when we don’t believe in demons at all but fuck, watch the documentary behind Egsorcism of Emily Rose ( documentary behind it about the German girl, not the movie itself) and if it doesn’t freak you out i dont know how to explain this to you.